Despite being geared for winter 2014, the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, which ends on Friday (01/11) at Villa Lobos Park, in São Paulo, seems to have as its inspiration the greater is the Halloween, size the horror show this on the catwalks afforded by those who, in theory, should be the biggest names in the brazilian fashion.
What you see below is the sample most pure of the brazilian fashion has to offer to us, poor mortals, but just a warning: take the children and people of good taste close to the screen, as the image can cause nausea!
So, let’s go to the parade of Halloween costumes… say, of the SPFW?
Colour – Fancy: Al Qaeda Fashion
The brand has once again made one of those parades mix of the show with party, took the inspiration from Arabic and put women dressed in odaliscas doing belly dancing on the catwalk, as if it were not enough reference so obvious and beat the distribute esfihas to the audience (though not, thank God!). The brand has tried to distract attention so that no one noticed that the collection is a tremendous crap that have no reason to exist.The winter shoes Colour is a sandal with gladiator male as if the female no longer had pestered enough, and the clothes oversized, a bet infamous in a world where the silhouette male is increasingly wise to the body, set the tone of the show. Alberto Hiar, also known as “Turkish nuts” is responsible for the creative direction. The nickname of the subject explains a lot of stuff!
Ellus – Fantasy: Bonecão of the Post
The entire world has called for such oversized, that is a beautiful name for clothes created by those who do not understand anything of the trim, but no one took it more seriously than the Ellus. Below you have examples of everything that should not be present in men’s fashion and everything that I never might dress in my life. I’m thinking about how the models were able to parade it with such a serious face! Note the guy on the left, if you put a jet of air entering underneath the jacket he had seen a “bonecão of the post”, with huge arms moving insanely.
Triton – Fantasy: Squizo Paradise
Take a sacolada of the worst clothes you can find, then call the 3 schizophrenics and ask for them to set up looks with these clothes. Ready, is done the parade of Triton. It is difficult to look to these images and not think of those toys where you can make a mix of the top part of a character with the lower part of another. More a brand that looks like it ignored the concept of winter and opted for shoes that are completely open, not that they were going to save this genre, demented from the disaster that was, but at least they could show some consistency, no?
Colcci – Fantasy: Black Stripe
The more one tries to distract the audience with something more interesting than your rag-tag collection of clothes, in this case, we have the top Gisele Bundchen entering at the beginning and at the end of the parade to cause a buzz able to make it forget the torture visual that is looking for these allegories of the samba school whose carnival is, probably, a gothic corny. The brand deserves an honorable mention for its mix of everything that could not, with trim bad and a style maniac depressive. The creative director of the brand should clog remedies black stripe to reach this result.
John Pepper – Pimp Low Profile
And to think that I’ve seen some really interesting stylist! But let’s be fair, who lives of past is museum, John Pepper always looks to the future and the man of the future has style pimp low profile, that is, it is extravagant in clothes, but conservative in color. Even on the site of the FFW, official vehicle of the SPFW, no review of the collection, perhaps because not even the most creative of the writers of fashion, accustomed to extol all the more bizarre that the fashion national has to offer, had the ability to weave a single line about this nonsense.
Osklen – Fantasy: Football Match in Hell
To close with gold key, we leave to show a small highlight of the parade of it, that is the largest buck of the brazilian fashion: Oskar Metsavaht. The “stylist”, who very probably have never heard of “trim” in life, is a specialist in exalt yourself and your creations, but should spend more time trying to learn how to do more fashion and less allegory. Here the obvious reference to football (look at the opportunism) has transformed lawns into clothes ill-ajambradas and the uniforms of the teams in the shrouds of the roman before the time of the empire.It’s no wonder that the brand lives to sell t-shirts and sapatênis!
Worse than any movie or horror story, probably these are the images that will take my sleep for the next few weeks, it only remains for me to hope that one of these psychopaths of the latest and most bloody to appear and end my suffering before the next SPFW, because I don’t know if I can do so much bad taste in a second dose!
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